Bitcoin may be too much for puny minds to comprehend; luckily the training video explains all.
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[Music] we're welcoming the Chief Operating Officer of Bitcoin to help explain just what Bitcoin is and how it works so please welcome Marcus Ortman let's get him in here thank you Conan okay Marcus I'm glad you're here because I've asked a lot of people and no one's been able to explain what Bitcoin is all about Conan it's quite simple Bitcoin is a decentralized digit currency exchanged in the interactive metaverse yeah that didn't help me at all okay I mean is it like PayPal no no here let me put it in layman's terms Bitcoin is an open-source synergistic flow Matrix facilitating ER transference of digital assets no those are not layman's terms can you just explain how I might use Bitcoin okay Conan imagine that you are in a snow globe where every snowflake is a unique and beautiful coin portunity no no I'm I'm that didn't help me at all can you tell me what Bitcoin is or not Bitcoin is a flat circle and everything we ever do or have ever done we will do again that's a line from True detectiv fine fine Conan I think all of your questions about Bitcoin can be answered with this brief informational video great thank you b t o i n woo okay that was I am going to ask you one last time do you know what Bitcoin is yes I do it is [Laughter] this I saw him get away good trick though the smoke really did nothing to hide his Escape no he needs more smoke he needs a lot more smoke